It seems I’ve started a trend!
I’m sure you all remember my horribly failed attempt to eat the Noah’s Ark at Burger King. Well, it seems someone else has taken up the challenge of attempting to eat one. I won’t spoil if he succeeded or not, but I’ve posted the video below. Just a warning, when you’re watching these Noah’s Ark videos, you’re basically watching people giving themselves diarrhea for three days.
I’m sure everyone in Canada has seen the Doritos Viralocity TV ads. The idea of the contest is that you make a video and name a new Doritos flavour, and whoever’s video gets the most hits also get to name the new chip, as well as make $250,000. That’s a lot of cash, so it got me thinking about the perfect name for a potato chip. It also got me thinking about dinosaurs, which happens with me a lot because dinosaurs are fucking awesome!
Anyway, I settled on the name Spicy Brontosaurus. Here’s my ad:
If you would like to see bags of Brontosaurus-flavoured potato chips on every store shelf in the country, then please click here to go to my video’s page. There you’ll find buttons to post it to Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, Digg, and all the other media-sharing sites. I get bonus points every time you do. Tell the world that you demand Brontosaurus!
This is an INFRARED ALERT! That’s over twice as bad as a regular red alert! Do not, under any circumstances, read the following post. Instead, turn off your computer, go to your nearest place of worship, and pray to you deity of choice that the following breaking news is wrong. May God have mercy on our souls.
I’m really, really sorry, but I have some terrible news – Jason Friedberg and Aron Seltzer are back.
Their new movie is tentatively titles LA Art Movie, although considering almost every single one of their movies have changed titles during production, it’ll probably be called Vampire Movie by the time you read this. Anyway, Slashfilm has recovered this Craigslist casting post:
AMBER – 18-22, beautiful and sensitive, must have a flair for comedy..LEAD PHILIP – 18-24, darkly attractive, aristocratic adn intense, must have a flair for comedy..LEAD MICHAEL – 18-22, working class, sincere and appealing, must have a flair for comedy…LEAD FRANK – 40-50, Amber’s dad, good looking
I’ll have more information on this as soon as I can get it, unless I decide to commit suicide instead. It’s about 50/50 on those two choices right now.
Something Awful has dedicated an entire fornt page update to my valliant battle with a disgusting hamburger.
You can read my take on it here.
Created by HelixFox on the Something Awful forums, here’s a game consisting entirely of in-jokes.
My response was this incredibly stupid video that I highly recommend not watching:
If you need some context, read this.
