Vote Me Onto a Soda
For those of you uncouth, culturally depraved individuals who don’t know what you’re looking at, Jones Soda is a tasty drink that comes in a variety of odd flavors, and uses photos submitted by individuals on their labels at seemingly random. Just recently, I found out that you can submit photos online, and have people vote for them, thus increasing the odds of having ones photo used for mass production. What better way to whore out votes than to abuse my limited privileges on this site?
The shady character in the foreground happens to be me. Oooh, so mysterious. Spidey is in the bathroom, adjusting his mask. I’m not sure whether or not it was intentional for the photo to turn out so creepy. Anyways, you probably want to know what the fuck is going on here exactly. A group of our friends decided to participate in a fictional holiday known as “Halfoween.” It takes place on May 31st, and the idea is to dress up and get drunk as if it were a normal Halloween, the wander around in public, and interact with other drunks, who are totally perplexed by a group of costumed jerks. I’m supposed to be Peter Venkman. The costume also included a very spiffy home-made proton pack. Rob was there too, as Ash from the Evil Dead movies, complete with cardboard chainsaw, and and a fucking wicked toy shotgun (which I accidentally broke at some point).
The night ended when Spiderman dropped the very camera that this photo was taken with into a glass of rum and coke, thus destroying it.
VOTE FOR ME!
