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The Bad Music Awards

With the 54th annual Grammy Awards approaching at the end of the month, I figure that the time is right to launch my new project – the Bad Music Awards!

The BMAs are the musical equivilent of the Razzies.  They’re dedicated to the absolute worst music of 2009.  Come cast your vote before January 31!

I make good songs

My horrible, horrible song Christmas Mircales has been run through a sophisticated music-analyzing program, and it has determined that it has all the qualities of a smash hit.  I don’t understand this at all.  Please click on it and vote for it so it can become the huge smash it deserves to be.

If you missed the song the first time I posted it, check it out:

The Greatest Christmas Album of All Time

I’m sure most of you are at least passingly familiar with the website Something Awful. I’ve been a forum member there for a while, and I’ve done the odd Front Page movie review for them.

This year, us forum members made a Chirstmas album. Two of them, to be exact.

You can stream them or download them here.

I’m on Volume 2, so you should definitely download that one, or better yet, both of them. Also, my testimonial is quoted right at the top of the page, so you know it’s good. These albums make wonderful gifts, so be sure to make copies for everyone you know.

Christmas Miracles

Here’s my second attempt at making the worst Christmas song of all time.  It’s what The Chipmunks would sound like if they were tone deaf and there were, like, 40 of them.