Well, well, well. I was contacted today by Mr. Sule Mohamed. He has informed me that he has come across an 11.5 Million dollar bank account belonging to a deceased client of his. All I have to do is wire him $4500 for airfare and he will bring the proper documents to sign joint ownership of said account.
I vaguely remember having a discussion with Rob a couple nights ago about the state of this website. He told me something about putting me in charge for a couple weeks while he’s away.