It seems I’ve started a trend!
I’m sure you all remember my horribly failed attempt to eat the Noah’s Ark at Burger King. Well, it seems someone else has taken up the challenge of attempting to eat one. I won’t spoil if he succeeded or not, but I’ve posted the video below. Just a warning, when you’re watching these Noah’s Ark videos, you’re basically watching people giving themselves diarrhea for three days.
Something Awful has dedicated an entire fornt page update to my valliant battle with a disgusting hamburger.
You can read my take on it here.
People have been hounding me for a year about holding another movie contest, but to date there hasn’t been any movie truley deserving of a contest.
Until today – Slumdog Virgin Contest!
Well, well, well. I was contacted today by Mr. Sule Mohamed. He has informed me that he has come across an 11.5 Million dollar bank account belonging to a deceased client of his. All I have to do is wire him $4500 for airfare and he will bring the proper documents to sign joint ownership of said account.
See you later, suckers!
I vaguely remember having a discussion with Rob a couple nights ago about the state of this website. He told me something about putting me in charge for a couple weeks while he’s away.
Mark my words.
I am going to fuck this up.
