The Bad Movie Early Warning System – They’re baaaaaaack!
This is an INFRARED ALERT! That’s over twice as bad as a regular red alert! Do not, under any circumstances, read the following post. Instead, turn off your computer, go to your nearest place of worship, and pray to you deity of choice that the following breaking news is wrong. May God have mercy on our souls.
I’m really, really sorry, but I have some terrible news – Jason Friedberg and Aron Seltzer are back.
Their new movie is tentatively titles LA Art Movie, although considering almost every single one of their movies have changed titles during production, it’ll probably be called Vampire Movie by the time you read this. Anyway, Slashfilm has recovered this Craigslist casting post:
AMBER – 18-22, beautiful and sensitive, must have a flair for comedy..LEAD PHILIP – 18-24, darkly attractive, aristocratic adn intense, must have a flair for comedy..LEAD MICHAEL – 18-22, working class, sincere and appealing, must have a flair for comedy…LEAD FRANK – 40-50, Amber’s dad, good looking
I’ll have more information on this as soon as I can get it, unless I decide to commit suicide instead. It’s about 50/50 on those two choices right now.
