Not quite the best feeling
July 8th, 2009
You know what the best feeling in the world is? It’s when your girl rolls over in her sleep in the middle of the night and puts her arms around you. Best goddamn feeling in the entire world.
My ex used to roll over and punch me in the face. She’d just stick her arm up, roll over, and *WHOMP*. She was a, uh, bigger girl, so she was packing quite a bit of momentum with each blow. I tried to rectify this by moving up in the bed when I could hear her start to shift, but this just ended with her cracking me in the chest and knocking the wind out of me.
If they told stories like this in sex ed, there would be much fewer teenage pregnancies.
