The Anaconda Quadrillogy
Four killer snake movies in a row!
Battle: Los Angeles
A battle in Los Angeles.
C Me Dance
Special guest review.
The Cell 2
The scariest movie ever to take place inside a foggy blue train station.
Date Movie
More of a review of the entire “____ Movie” series.
Disaster Movie
A plotless wade through childish poop jokes and awful celebrity impersonations.
Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
It’s… okay!
Masked and Anonymous (mini-review)
At least it’s not Renaldo and Clara.
Meet the Spartans
67 minutes of gay jokes horribly stale pop-culture references.
My Name is Bruce (mini-review)
Wait, you’re telling me Bruce Campbell made a bad movie?
The Pink Panther 2 (mini-review)
Watch all of your favorite actors piss on Peter Sellers’ corpse!
THR3E
So the killer flees on horseback with the girl, the cop’s after them on a motorcycle and it’s like a battle between motors and horses, like technology vs. horse.
Twilight
Vampires! Werewolves! Scowling!
Twilight: New Moon
I still haven’t technically seen it.
Vampires Suck
Because this series just won’t stay dead!
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