Games and Tech
February 5th, 2010
I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MB1ES IN IT!!!!1
You sure did.
Limbo of the Lost
An adventure game made entire out of parts stolen from other games.
New Zelda Games Suck
The new Zelda games suck. Click here to find out why!
Tales of Monkey Island
Suck it, LucasArts!
ToyQuest Tilt (video review)
LCD Wii knockoff
“Why haven’t they made a Dusk Till Dawn sequel about this?”
FUCK
YES
What a load of puerile tripe. You should be ashamed of yourself for propagating it.
I have a “fauxlex” that I got overseas as well. I love it – but there are times when I am afraid to wear it lest I be exposed as a fraud. I also enjoy my faux-tier watch as well!
great blog! keep up the funny posts!
Calvin
I’m totally okay being exposed as a fraud. Hell, I point it out!
Thanks for the kind words, I’m getting a kick out of your site too.
Aren’t the horses pretty much always naked when people go riding?
But I’m guessing someone told the people at google that if your traffic stats get high enough you will indeed publish the pictures of a naked you riding the “horse” in front of the grocery store.
Well, no one knows what people want to see better than the people at Google. Who am I to argue?
You have some good point. I still don’t understand why Hollywood does this type of mistakes (or was it?). I understand that they wanted to give something to the girls. But having a story with “bullshit”, “what the fuck” and “why”, all over it, isn’t going to help. In a modern day world, where everything is extremely detailed and high tech, you’ll have to be very creatively also. So why someone thought after seeing this that it is an amazing movie, leaves many movie fans questioning, where does the line go? When is it time to see some real films, and not just some with connections. But actual talent.
Peace, LOL at the review. The funny thing is, that this had to of been in Calgary!! I was actually in Calgary during our cross Canada Promo tour and left a few CD’s on the shelf inside the Mac’s convenience!! lol!!! I was hoping someone like you would take it, i cant believe that they charged you!! lol. But respect for the review and taking the time to listen..
This “SlumDog GODzillionaire” is actually a street CD, that’s why a lot of the tracks are half tracks, and the album is unmixed, its a lot of unreleased material and previously released material.
The Retail (real retail, lol) Album will be called “GODzillionaire STATUS” and will be available in FALL 09. Look out for the video to the first single, titled “Empty Bucket”.
oh yea, don’t worry about U2, I will deal with that headache, they owe me 15 bucks!! lol
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That has to be the copy I sent you Daddy-Oh way back when. There was controversy over whether the movie was to be named Return of, or Revenge of. Daddy-Oh saved everything and now you are finding the Gems.
Thanks for sending him this, then! I plan on raiding his garage more fully in th enext few weeks.
Oh man, I’m so glad you have a sense of humour about the whole thing!
My Gawd Kid! Your Brilliant! Let them pay ur way 2 Toronto and put u up. Just bring an ounce of the Green Lady with ya and we will Smoke these Suckers. Oh yea… and bring the “Mouth Harp!” C-ya when.
****** DAVE ******
I want the Prairies to look for sustainable crops.
I’m more concerned with the deportation of people that annoy me. Maybe I can tackle that for my second term.
Damn straight! (if by some miracle it actually happens)
Currently the 2nd most popular picture on Reddit. Holy shit!
Man am I glad that mask is covering my face.
He begrudgingly took it down after she paid him for the wood?
You all let that guy get off easy.
The better question is why she didn’t hire you in the first place to make it if you are out of a job.
She hired him before I got laid off.
Take an after picture when you’re finished and use the two for your new advertisements.
Wow! A new career move. Internet Interviewer. Does it pay better than …..
Somehow this story makes me feel really good and warm inside… it’s so nice that you got what you wanted and happiness radiates off every word
According to my advertisers, both pay about $0.30 a day. I don’t think either are a viable career right now…
Thanks! I can’t wait to go back and do it again!
The diving part, not the other part.
Here’s a couple more:
“Q: Why did Michael Jackson have a heart attack? A: He saw a video of some crazy white guy dangling his son off a balcony!”
“The authopsy results confirmed that Michael Jackson died from plain heart failure… apparently his Molesterol was too high!”
Courtesy of http://michael-jackson-dead-jokes.blogspot.com/
God I love the internet.
Awesome! I saw that thread but never really read through it all. Goon power is great, except it’s mostly used for ridiculous humour and pointless endeavours, such as tracking down pornstar stuffed animals. Screw solving big issues, we want a ‘Get out’ frog!
@Mike
It’s one of the few times something like this has ended in such an awesome victory. I’m so glad it’s another Super Hornio Brothers instead of another Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes.
I predict I will get 50 emails asking me to explain what the hell I just said.
What I want to know is why this man thought it was appropriate to pose like a swooping bird of some sort while nailing this girl from behind.
He’s trying to one-up Krabba, but it’s not working.
Dear god, I wish I could find my old Disney Adventure magazines. So much unintentional comedic gold.
Goetze’s candy?
I heard it tastes like ass.
You can’t fuck it up as badly as I have. My advice is to whore yourself out for as much free crap as possible. Somehow this site has become vaguely reputable, an dthat means LOTS of free stuff!
I’ve got a huge box of them in my dad’s garage. We should get the whole gang together for booze and Disney Adventures.
This was one of the strangest nights of my life, and this picture certainly isn’t helping.
I would just like to say that somebody found this article by searching “zombie fuck game”.
Really…?
After 53 votes, the score is 6.66
I need to give this album a listen, and by that I mean, steal it off the internet. Oh how I love stealing things from the internet.
Dear Rob,
I am a moron, and cannot for the life of me figure out how to add an avatar for myself.
Much love,
DORG
I can’t wait to see this movie Anacondas.
Thanks Pattymelt!
har! very funny. where does phoebe price fit into the hierarchy? and is there a ZZ list? i need to be somewhere at least.
Guy who rarely posts on website with guy who makes monster move fart jokes.
n/a
1: McAnalLovin will get some (almost certainly nonconsensual) anal loving, most likely from a large black guy.
2: The scene from Slumdog Millionaire where he falls into a bunch of poop will appear more-or-less verbatim, followed by a scene where he interacts with the rest of the cast, who will comment on the smell.
3: The bad Sarah Silverman impersonator will make an “I’m fucking Matt Damon” joke
4: The Indian dude from Slumdog Millionaire will work at a 7-11, or have some other similarly stereotypical occupation
5: The professional J-Lo/Angelina Jolie impersonator will be used for some bad Brangelina jokes.
Also, I predict (hope) no one will see this movie.
Sweet lens flare!!
Good lord, that’s approaching Final Fantasy levels of waiting! This is one of the reasons I don’t play a lot of RPGs any more, it’s getting completely absurd.
WHAT